Fresh Produce · Grown on Solana Net wt. 1,000,000,000

BroccoliLegendary Super

Nobody asked for it. Everybody got it anyway. I hate brócoli.

$BROLI
4060

Class 1Keep refrigerated

Hatred, measured 0

Contract address drops at launch

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Read the label

No tax. No presale. It is a vegetable, not a business plan. The creator's buy at launch is the prize wallet — public address, receipts for every payout, nothing else comes out of it.

Everything you need to know fits on the side of the package, the way it should.

Broli, unimpressed — Inspected by him. He did not enjoy any of it.

Nutrition Facts

1 serving per container

Serving size1 bag (1B BROLI)

Amount per serving

Calories0

% Daily Rage

Total Supply 1,000,000,000100%

Prize Wallet1.6%

Buy Tax 0g0%

Sell Tax 0g0%

PresaleNone

FiberWay too much

Rage 9,001mg∞

The creator's buy at launch is 1.6% of supply and it is the prize wallet. That 1.6% is the prize pool — it pays contest winners directly and is not sold on the market. Prizes scale with whatever the pool is worth. Every payout has a receipt. Liquidity burns automatically on graduation.

Prize wallet
CiDmewWFfa6hsZxXz4zLJ7yBCpiUQE4oeo6po24LB4pq
Check it against the pinned message in the group. If the two ever disagree, trust this page and say something.

% Daily Rage tells you how much one serving contributes to a diet of pure anger. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice. This is not nutrition advice. This is not any kind of advice.

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Customer complaints

★ GREENGROCER ★

It squeaks. Food is not supposed to squeak.

Every household has one. The bag that gets pushed to the back of the crisper drawer until it becomes a science project. This is that bag, with a market cap.

Send yours to the chat. The best ones go up on the wall below, permanently.

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